To be a bird-person is to have one’s thoughts interrupted every time the word “birb” is uttered, or the thought “birbs” is uttered by an inanimate object. When one is a man-person, this is a problem, but when one is a bird-person, it is a solution.
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As with all german actors in the 30's, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)
impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:















